Thought id re-up my stories before the new site launches

I haven’t written a story in a really long time because I stopped

doing drugs and drinks so I couldn’t do it.I was flirting with this
girl for a minute on the book. She was really cute though. so I
invited her to come to this event I was throwing to see if she was SIF
or not and she came through and she was a bit more amazon looking then
her pics but still pretty cute. So few days go by & we are texting and
she invites me over to “watch a movie” so I make sure to put
deodorant balls. Anyway i get there she looks cute in here pajamas
.whenever I walk into a girls house I use my peripherals and a notice
a half eaten pizza on the stove and in my head I’m like this girl
better have a brother or a dog or something. So we pretend to watch 40
year old virgin for the ten or fifteen minutes and then you know. So I
peel off her unds and of course I go for the b-hole and it’s
beautiful. anyway I start fingering her butt like ten minutes in and
we are like 69ing and I’m all into it & she’s hot whatever whatever I
start fingering her butthole anddddddddddd I feel it. I thought maybe
it was a tumor but no it’s for sure lasagna. so I pulled my fingers
out and try and play it off & while this is all happening while I’m
getting the best head in my life. so I’m grossed out but …not? I
have lasagna on my finger but i’m getting head at the same time . It
was crazy. Anyway I had this weird shit thing on my finger like when
ice cream on your ice cream cone gets topped off and it has that
little circle thing at the end…yeah. I dunno can’t explain it but it
was that..but with shit….so I had to smear the poop under her
blankets and play off that I didn’t just play with her food.


  1. mollyisacunt said: That’s glorious
  2. bababitchsheep said: Love your stories
  3. kawaiisquad said: I just threw up