June 2012
May 2012
smokee the herb with me sometime?
Herb!? Am I smoking with your grandparents too!?
What is your show going to be on, When will it be out, and please for the love of all things Alan write a goddamn book <3
I think even for the Internet my book would be too much
Just want to let you know I finger banged a girl on stage right behind you while you were doin your set at the IAU party in Webster hall in October.
and thats why i do these parties
Is your show going to be on television or stream online?
both
i lost my virginity like a few days ago. sex is pretty fucking awesome. i just thought you should know that.
really? well its usually disappointing
my goal in life is to be a housewife, you don't have to love me and by all means keep doing what you're doing, but can I please cook clean and take care of you?
as long as i can hate fuck you when you burn my grilled cheese
get. gay. now.
i used to let dudes suck my dick to pay my phone bill. what bill are you paying?
